what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
tagged: pokemon
I think we will never have a Dark-Type Gym ._.
it’s been 5 gens Game Freak GET RIGHT WITH SATAN

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
Omfg crying with laughter
Marina calls out fan for pushing and being rude [X]
(Source: fymarinaandthediamonds)
tagged: omfg
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
tagged: iconic

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“youre gay? you dont look gay”
well shit wtf does a gay look like
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will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
Beyoncé - Grown Woman
OMG! It leaked. Made my day! :D


